Surgeons remove 3ft python-shaped poo from constipated woman A woman may have just laid claim to having done the biggest poo of all time.

A Samford Valley resident has been left startled by a calling card that some people have wrongly attributed to another “poo jogger”.

Describing the reaction of the snake, Evan said the python was implementing its self-defence mechanism. "It projectile poo'd and pee'd on me!

The 25kg southern African python was found in the front part of the property, scaring some of the staff nearby. In a video documenting the rescue and release, Evans could be heard shouting: "don't let ...