If you run into a conditional header or footer request that you can't handle, take a look at Word fields. They're not magic, but it kind of feels like magic when they do what you want.

Page numbers are easy to add to a Word document. If you want to spell out those numbers instead of displaying digits, you need only a field switch.

Each page has its own footnotes, and in Word when I create a footnote it creates those footnotes for EVERY page in the report.